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Entries from January 2001

January 31st, 2001 · No Comments

I always give thanks to God for inventing the redundant systems of the body when I have a cold. If I didn’t have a mouth to breathe through, I’d have died in my sleep. I sound like a sick elephant when I blow my nose.

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January 31st, 2001 · No Comments

The JAZZ documentary by Ken Burns has been stunning.
These things can’t happen - Dave Brubeck had me in tears recounting the story of his father taking him out to meet a black man for the first time. The man took off his shirt and revealed a brand. His father told him that “These things can’t [...]

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January 30th, 2001 · No Comments

I’ve heard the term sick as a dog, but that doesn’t begin to describe it. I’ve never seen dogs get really sick. I feel more like a dog that got hit by a car. A big car.

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January 29th, 2001 · No Comments

If it’s gonna cost $22,750, it damn well better transport you to and from work as well.
Who prices these things anyway?

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January 29th, 2001 · No Comments

Hear Hear!!! I have to say that Nick’s opinion in the article strikes a chord. If the designers and programmers don’t step up to the plate and inform the internet community, by no longer accomodating and creating workarounds, that things have changed, there will simply be no incentive for the user to upgrade, and get [...]

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January 28th, 2001 · No Comments

“Now some of you may encounter the Devil’s bargain, if you get that far. Any old soul is worth saving, at least to a priest, but not every soul is worth buying. So you can take the offer as a compliment.” - William S. Burroughs excerpt from Words Of Advice, from the CD Hallucination Engine [...]

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January 28th, 2001 · No Comments

iUniverse.com - It seems interesting enough. I just haven’t found the small print yet.

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January 28th, 2001 · No Comments

Apparently, my true name is Reckless Oracle. Oh, and on second pass, Grape Juice DJ. But I don’t wanna be a DJ!

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January 28th, 2001 · No Comments

Methinks I’ve been—nailed?

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January 27th, 2001 · No Comments

Oh, like I might ever actually do THIS!!!

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