I have officially seen it all. Beer, NASCAR, and weapons. Doctorgrosz is truly blurring the lines. I won’t be able to sleep now. Thank you so much.

>All your base are belong to us—Some poor fool actually registered the name, and did nothing more than frame his geocities page on it. Truly lame.

Power outages here left me stranded and searching for batteries and candles. It’s amazing how easily the digital world comes crashing down with the flick of a switch. I need some sort of backup script. Maybe something like:

if (!power.electricity) { document.write("HELP" + "!!!" + " 911"); }

Of course that means I would have to write some sort of electricity sniffer. Dammit!!!