i·me·michael

I have officially seen it all. Beer, NASCAR, and weapons. Doctorgrosz is truly blurring the lines. I won’t be able to sleep now. Thank you so much.

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>All your base are belong to us—Some poor fool actually registered the name, and did nothing more than frame his geocities page on it. Truly lame.

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Power outages here left me stranded and searching for batteries and candles. It’s amazing how easily the digital world comes crashing down with the flick of a switch. I need some sort of backup script. Maybe something like:
if (!power.electricity) { document.write(”HELP” + “!!!” + ” 911″); }
Of course that means I would have to write [...]

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