Oh My God! It’s all too funny.
[Postscript: Later in the day I found the link to this was broken. I had the foresight (if you can call it that) to save the thing locally. I did not, nor am I claiming to have created it. I am now simply hosting it because I want to preserve it. Why I find it so funny is beyond me. I just do.]
You may not find it funny, but you may at least understand it all now.