i·me·michael

Reconstructing Jeffrey
“We are not amused.”, I can almost hear him say, while I sit here laughing wildly, surveying my latest CSS experiment. I think for these projects, CSS might stand for Celebrity Style Sheet. And actually, I’m sure Jeffrey would at least get a kick out of it. Especially the bit about the muffin.
You have [...]

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That preview I was talking about? Forget about it. It looks nothing like that anymore. I’ve gotten so fed up with it at this point that I needed a break. So what have I been doing? Thinking about what it is I like about some of my favorite blogs/sites on the Web. And in my [...]

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A preview of what’s coming.

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Ever just been so totally out of ideas that you’re straining to do anything but finish working on the project at hand? Good. Well that’s me right now.

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Yes I know this design sucks right now, I’m in transition, and I need sleep. Maybe I’ll make it all green for St. Paddy’s Day; then who’ll be sorry?

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The RIAA has no idea what they are up against. The Napster community isn’t going to go anywhere, and they won’t let Napster go anywhere if they can help it. You’ve got a bunch of executives trying to face off with a bunch of programmers and tech geeks and web-savvy teens. Wanna guess who’s gonna [...]

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I was at the gas station tonight, filling up at the self service pumps, when I noticed something odd and made a weird association (excuse me if I get a little inappropriate here).
Getting gas is alot like pissing in a urinal in a public restroom (there, I said it).
Before you get out of the car, [...]

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Never EVER try and study javascript, trigonometry and algorithms, while drinking. I am now just a sloppy mess, whimpering in a corner muttering something about gods, and lightbulbs, and trying to make my eyes focus again.
Meanwhile, the sign I bought today tells me to do the opposite. God I wish I was a robot!

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Did you get a ballot? I didn’t get a ballot.
Ok, here it is direct from the RIAA’s big mouth. Scroll down till you get to the following paragraph:
Official “Songs of the Century” ballots were sent out to music lovers across the country. The hundreds of voters came from all walks of life including local, state [...]

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I have to find out what the criteria was that the Recording Industry of America, and the National Endowment for the Arts used when they compiled this list.
I mean c’mon, Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus is a Song of the Century?

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