I was at the gas station tonight, filling up at the self service pumps, when I noticed something odd and made a weird association (excuse me if I get a little inappropriate here).
Getting gas is alot like pissing in a urinal in a public restroom (there, I said it).
Before you get out of the car, you let anyone who’s with you know that you’ll be right back. Then you head to the pumps. There’s usually at least 2 side by side. And usually not all that clean. You’ve hopefully picked out a nice one. Next, you have to yank your hose out, point it where the fluid is gonna go, then stand there and wait ’til you’re done. Everyone pretends not to look at each while they’re pumping, but they’re all scoping out each other’s car and trying not to notice how much gas the person next to them is getting, but you know they want to know. When it’s all done some give it a few taps, some just wres
You then have to see the Men’s Room attendant on your way out. He’s got everything you need all nicely laid out for you. Everything from cologne to condoms. You get any last minute items, leave him a tip, and head back to your car. The only thing I see missing is the mirrors. Ah, but then again nearly everyone checks themselves in their rearview the minute they get back in their car, so maybe we don’t need more mirrors. I’m still amazed at the parallels between the 2 experiences. Maybe it’s why guys have an easier time at Gas stations, who knows?
Ladies, take special note next time you get gas. You can get a feel for what it’s like to pee standing up. And also what goes on in the Men’s Room.
