i·me·michael

Seems someone is doing a piss poor job of ripping off Lance.
Smithers, release the hounds!!

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Just when you thought it was safe.
It would seem it’s all my fault. I mean, I was the one who left my old crappy host for the new jammy jam of mediatemple. And the switch went without a hitch. It was perfect.
What I hadn’t noticed was that I wasn’t getting any bills from them. Then [...]

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I am in the midst of watching a documentary on Alexander Calder that I caught by accident. I am stunned not only by the objects, but by the very fact that I have been all but oblivious to this amazing man and his works. The wire sculptures alone have me transfixed.

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ACK!!!

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The May 1st Reboot seems to be in full swing. I don’t understand the point. I think maybe I’m too young to get it.

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I feel so bad for poor Dave. He was having such a bad day and I only added to his confusion. Sorry Dave. I wish I had that dream though. Sounds like fun. Was Pamela Anderson in that one per chance?

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New layout—as yet unfinished, but I had to change it. I left the blogworkorange version up far too long. I know there are problems with this one, but they’re minor. I think by the end of the month I will be using greymatter. It’s installed and it’s running, but I’m still configuring templates and things. [...]

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I hate to do it, but I think a little greymatter is in order. Sorry Ev.

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I’d promised myself that this was going to change every sunday and thursday, but other obligations, and my own overwork, have not only kept me from updating this with a new Celebrity design, but have kept me from finishing mine. I am going to try and do both this weekend. There will be one more [...]

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Alison seems to think this is brilliant, but I can’t take any credit for it. this is only just an imitation of the original. copying it was the easy part, and required no brilliance on my part, but thanks anyway. I do not want to become the Weird Al of the internet.Who’s bad?!

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