gary’s been on hiatus for a little while now, and I haven’t been visiting very often, which explains why I overlooked his little project – Hostrocketsucks.com
It’s got everything; intimidation, intrigue, lawsuits. All it needs is a love interest and he’d have the makings of a fine movie script.
And I thought he was just busy with school and finalizing his wedding plans. Speaking of which, where’s my damn invitation, huh?
dude, I’m working on it! I’m doing the invitations on the computer, because everybody is just going to throw them away anyway. But the wedding is in June and it’s not even time for you to get your damn invitation yet!
Sincerely,
Reagin
Invitations? I’m lucky I know the date =)
Regardless, if you showed up you wouldn’t need one. Just ask where the open bar is. That’s where I’ll be.
(and if I could add ‘sex’ to the hostrocket deal, I would. It would make it much more interesting.)