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VH1 News Special : Who Is Michael Jackson? - Wrong on so many levels I can’t even begin to go into it.

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In a recent interview in MAXIM magazine, Steven Tyler was asked where he would place Aerosmith in the Rock God Pantheon. He answered, “Somewhere just below the Rolling Stones and above Zeppelin.”
Personally, I would place them somewhere just below the Monkees and just above NSYNC.
Never consistent, they lost it so badly in the 80s that [...]

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Has anyone noticed the state of Donald Trump’s hair lately?
Here’s a multi-millionaire with the ability to afford the finest care for hair loss, and what does he choose instead? A bad combover. Don, call the Hair Club for Men! Stop combing it over. You look ridiculous!

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Pining the loss of your favorite internet radio station? Want to set up your own stream? For those of you that haven’t seen the latest in personal streaming there’s Muse, a centralized service similar to SHOUTcast, and then there’s Andromeda.
Andromeda differs in that it’s a standalone script that you can run from anywhere, offering the [...]

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I’d like to know who did the Austin Powers Goldmember Official Movie Site, because their javascript files look awfully familiar. It seems they pretty much just lifted them from glassdog. They didn’t even bother to remove the comment referencing glassdog.
To compare:

http://www.glassdog.com/js/magic.js
http://www.austinpowers.com/jscript/library_01.js

Technically they could have gotten this one from siteExperts.com, but since they also use another [...]

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While I clock in with just under 20 of the One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately list [ed.—We are not saying which ones we have.], the only one you will have to pry from my cold, dead hands is Physical Graffiti. [via anil]

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I only check my stats every once in a while. There’s never been much worth reporting. But since the host jump I’ve been keeping a little more of a watchful eye, since I’ve been moving stuff around. And I’ve noticed a couple of disturbing developments.
There is a growing number of hits from my ex’s place [...]

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In entertainment news, Angelina Boots Billy Bob. And they laughed at us when we said it wouldn’t last.
And I don’t know how I missed it, but Anna Nicole has a reality show. Prediction: She and her twin Hindenburgs are going down like lead balloons.

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More Reality TV based crap under the guise of music television brought to you by the people at VH1. Can’t these small-minded individuals get it through their tiny brains that we are only interested in them bringing us more in the way of music, and not in stupid rehashed Oprah topic rejects like “Who’s your [...]

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I’m not fanatical about any band or its music, but I come close when the band is Led Zeppelin. That’s the band for me. I can discuss and listen to them all day, and the only song I ever feel the tiniest urge to skip is ‘The Crunge’. And yet when it comes to any [...]

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