Has anyone noticed the state of Donald Trump’s hair lately?
Here’s a multi-millionaire with the ability to afford the finest care for hair loss, and what does he choose instead? A bad combover. Don, call the Hair Club for Men! Stop combing it over. You look ridiculous!
Geez, where’s he combing it out from, his ears?
Why can’t these rich, vain, aging fools just shave it off and grow a goat like the 20-somethings are doing. Add that to a careful fitness routine, some eyebrow/nose hair/ear hair control and a pair of Ray-Bans (chosen by the girlfriend) and you’ve got a respectable looking tycoon.
The counter-point to this theory is Don Cherry, who shaved it short, grew a goat and still looks the fool in those suits. But he looks better by far than Trump.
Is that one of Ivana’s wigs?
I bet if he combs it back his pony tail is longer than mine.
Trump with a pony. Might suit him. Better call him a professional stylist or he’ll come out looking like Sissy Spacek.
Don, don’t pull the hair back so tight!