Has anyone noticed the state of Donald Trump’s hair lately?
Here’s a multi-millionaire with the ability to afford the finest care for hair loss, and what does he choose instead? A bad combover. Don, call the Hair Club for Men! Stop combing it over. You look ridiculous!
3 responses so far ↓
1 Ray // Jul 30, 2002 at 6:08 pm
Geez, where’s he combing it out from, his ears?
Why can’t these rich, vain, aging fools just shave it off and grow a goat like the 20-somethings are doing. Add that to a careful fitness routine, some eyebrow/nose hair/ear hair control and a pair of Ray-Bans (chosen by the girlfriend) and you’ve got a respectable looking tycoon.
The counter-point to this theory is Don Cherry, who shaved it short, grew a goat and still looks the fool in those suits. But he looks better by far than Trump.
Is that one of Ivana’s wigs?
2 michael // Jul 30, 2002 at 6:36 pm
I bet if he combs it back his pony tail is longer than mine.
3 Ray // Aug 1, 2002 at 7:42 pm
Trump with a pony. Might suit him. Better call him a professional stylist or he’ll come out looking like Sissy Spacek.
Don, don’t pull the hair back so tight!
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